Classifieds

Wanted:
   1 cheap wig for former Band Moderator.
   Dead animal also acceptable.  Will
   pay any price.  ASAP
      Contact 123-4567

Wanted:
   1 medium timpani head.  Please hurry
   band going on tour.  Used preferred.
      Contact Joe or Ray @ MHS

Wanted:
   1 male companion to fulfill fantasies
   of teenage girl who's boyfriend is 
   incapable of providing.
      Contact Kirsten 555-2334

Lost:
   1 pit bull, Killer.  Last seen on 114th
   carrying a small child.
      Contact Bruno 588-2300

Lost:
   1 small child.  Last seen on 114th St. 
   being carried by a large, mean dog.
      Contact Mom 455-7888